January 2011
December 2010
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Tomorrow we head up to Erin’s lake house in North Carolina until Sunday.
Um.
I… I don’t think there’s any internet access or cell phone service there.
I’m scared.
Just had to say goodbye to Matt. >:(
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Greetings
DAD: Hi
ME: Hey
DAD: What do you want
Best of Bootie 2010 →
These mashup compilations have proven to be fun to listen to in the past. I am on the first track, “Ice Ice Tik Tok (Ke$ha vs. Vanilla Ice)”, and it’s pretty awesome.
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When I get home, I am going to post about some of the items I got for Christmas.
Interesting note: I’m pretty sure this is the first Christmas in like 20 years that I didn’t get a video game. I didn’t get money/gift cards either! Intriguing.
Man v. Food
Dad: Watching Man vs Food - he’s gonna die on this one
Dad: 5 flaming bowls of chili
Dad: Dude is fucked.
Just sang “She Drives Me Crazy” by Fine Young Cannibals with my brother. You [, the Internet,] should’ve been there. Good times.
Harajuku Girls
MOM: Will your little cousin Nat like a Harajuku girls bag for christmas
MOM: It’s cheap cause Im at Marshalls
MOM: Wait the harajuku girls look kinda slutty
MOM: Dad said no
MOM: BUT I LOVE GWEN STEFANI
A terrible new term for the female genital area
flavorcountry:
iananan:
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ferociousj:
Fuckbasket
I’m partial to “honey-hole”.
I was always fond of “Dongsocket”
All of these new terms are uniformly horrifying, including the one my brain came up with that started them all.
These are all horrible but I cannot stop laughing about fuckbasket.
Kim Jong-Il Looking At Things →
Thank you Peter for this link.
I’m going SOCIAL SILENT today so I can get my work done quickly. I brought in my Kinect and Dance Central to play with my coworkers, haha, so we all need to get our shit done.
