Ari Velazquez
dailyseinfeld:

GEORGE: So concerned was he, that word of his poor tennis skills might          leak out, he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of mediaeval sexual payola?JERRY: (explanation) He’s new around here.GEORGE: (hopeful) So, details?JERRY: (walking away) Well, I didn’t sleep with her.GEORGE: Because of society, right?JERRY: (weary) Yes, George, because of society.
(via The Comeback)

dailyseinfeld:

GEORGE: So concerned was he, that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out, he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of mediaeval sexual payola?
JERRY: (explanation) He’s new around here.
GEORGE: (hopeful) So, details?
JERRY: (walking away) Well, I didn’t sleep with her.
GEORGE: Because of society, right?
JERRY: (weary) Yes, George, because of society.

(via The Comeback)

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    society right?”
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    BECAUSE OF SOCIETY.